Join Doobius and Beettooben as they float aimlessly around the big pond bumping into flotsam and jetsam the likes of which have never been observed in the open ocean.  Until now...!
Follow the antics of two mutant fish programmers as they debug their way through a ton of garbage maintenance code with little to no satisfaction but still manage to deliver bug-free code on time and under budget….. or do they?
Real interviews by renowned conversationalist
Chelveston The Comedy ​Penguin.
  • Doorknobbe the Clown
  • Legendary Blues Guitarist Chunk Squeeds
  • Legendary Chef Mertha Throgglemertha

And many more!
A veritable feast of Memes, Captions, Fake Ads, Fortune Cookies, ​and literary humor.
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​SO...if you enjoy absurd and wonderful humor like the old MAD Magazine, Monty Python, IT Crowd, Tacoma FD, and especially Andy Kaufman, etc., ​then possibly this is the site for you.
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