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Chelveston the Comedy Penguin sat down with this sweet old gal, chef and owner of Mertha’s Food Place, chef Mertha Throgglemertha to discuss her life and restaurant.

Chelveston: CW CWAAA, CW CW CW?

Mertha: Toast.

Chelveston: CW? CWA CWA CW Toast?

Mertha: Butter.

Chelveston: CWA CWAAAA. CW CWA!

Mertha: Water.

Chelveston: CW, CW CWA CW CW CWAAA?

Mertha: Toast.

Chelveston: CWA CWAAA CW?

Mertha: No, Butter.

Chelveston: CWAAAaaaaaaa.

Mertha: Me go now.

Chelveston: CW CW CCCWWW, CWA CWA?

Mertha: Toast.
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Chelveston: (silence)