Chelveston the Comedy Penguin sat down with this sweet old gal, chef and owner of Mertha’s Food Place, chef Mertha Throgglemertha to discuss her life and restaurant.
Chelveston: CW CWAAA, CW CW CW?
Mertha: Toast.
Chelveston: CW? CWA CWA CW Toast?
Mertha: Butter.
Chelveston: CWA CWAAAA. CW CWA!
Mertha: Water.
Chelveston: CW, CW CWA CW CW CWAAA?
Mertha: Toast.
Chelveston: CWA CWAAA CW?
Mertha: No, Butter.
Chelveston: CWAAAaaaaaaa.
Mertha: Me go now.
Chelveston: CW CW CCCWWW, CWA CWA?
Mertha: Toast.
Chelveston: (silence)
Chelveston: CW CWAAA, CW CW CW?
Mertha: Toast.
Chelveston: CW? CWA CWA CW Toast?
Mertha: Butter.
Chelveston: CWA CWAAAA. CW CWA!
Mertha: Water.
Chelveston: CW, CW CWA CW CW CWAAA?
Mertha: Toast.
Chelveston: CWA CWAAA CW?
Mertha: No, Butter.
Chelveston: CWAAAaaaaaaa.
Mertha: Me go now.
Chelveston: CW CW CCCWWW, CWA CWA?
Mertha: Toast.
Chelveston: (silence)