Join Doobius and Beettooben as they float aimlessly around the big pond bumping into flotsam and jetsam the likes of which have never been observed in the open ocean.

​Until now...
Introducing our Stars
November 2025
More to come...!
Wow this site is so low tech. What gives?
I'm not ashamed to say I can't draw. Tried, failed. But I'm pretty good at getting creative with basic shapes and basic tools. 
​SO...if you enjoy absurd and wonderful humor like Monty Python, IT Crowd, Tacoma FD, etc., then possibly this is the site for you.
I do sincerely hope you get a chuckle which brightens your day by at least 1 to 2 percent - Ken

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