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Chelveston: Why do you spell your name with two b’s and an e at the end?

Doorknobbe: A clown’s gotta stand out these days Chelv. I figured using the Old English -obbe added a certain panache.

Chelveston: What do you think about the current rash of clown gangs frightening people?

Doorknobbe: Clown gangs are bullshit man. I get the make-up can seem creepy, occasionally, occasionally. But to scare innocent people? Downright goes against the Clowning Ethics Manifesto Gusto, which specifically forbids, and I quote “...anything that smacks of bullshit, like frightening people for no reason other than to be an asshole.” ‘Nuff said.

Chelveston: But your glamshot shows you doing the fake gun sign with your hand?

Doorknobbe: No no no that’s not a gun. My glamshot shows me doing a little Uncle Sam imitation. What are you a Commie?

Chelveston: What’s next for Doorknobbe?

Doorknobbe: Alright, sorry Chelv, got a little upset talking about that gang crap. What’s next for the ol’ Knobbe? I think I’m gonna take’r easy man. Maybe lay back in Tijuana a couple months. Do a gig or two. Blow it on the slots, whatever feels right.

Chelveston: Thanks for the interview.

Doorknobbe: And thank you Chelvie.

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